Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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