so that wasnt chicken after all
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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