About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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