You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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