So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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