Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
