Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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