why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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