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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

don't read that magazine bro. I came in it

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...

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(660): View more from Missouri

dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome

(816): View more from Missouri

no its not leave

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(727): View more from Florida

You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob

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(909): View more from California

I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there

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(516): View more from New York

If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.

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(312): View more from Illinois

My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice

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