Kiss
Puke
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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