i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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