3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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