Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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