So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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