another moral hangover. fuck.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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