Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My bed smells like the plague
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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