Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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