The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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