You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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