And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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