On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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