VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
