Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
