Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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