im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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