I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Randomize
