so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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