Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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