Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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