Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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