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Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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