I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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