Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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