My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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