Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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