do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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