my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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