yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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