operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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