So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Green mimosas i think yes
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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