quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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