Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I touched a dick in church today
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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