Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
We are two peas in an std pod
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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