i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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