Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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