The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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