He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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