So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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