is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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