So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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