i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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