I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
then he tried to convert me to islam
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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