i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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