: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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