No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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