Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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