well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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